"It's better to live alone in the corner of an attic than with a quarrelsome wife in a lovely home" (Proverbs 25:24).
I was sass-mouthin' B-Lowe.
Therefore, he decided to teach me a lesson and put my car in the corner.
So, essentially, he removed my car from the driveway and put it in 'time out' on the lawn.
So, technically, he knows every sprinkler to avoid breaking when driving a vehicle on the lawn.
So, basically, he knows I don't know the locations of each sprinkler and wouldn't dare move it.
Now what am I going to do? Happy Memorial Day!