Thursday, November 15, 2012
Treadmill + Bacon = No Can Do
I went to the gym. A major feat.
Rachael Ray was on the T.V.
She was cooking BACON.
I told myself, "You can do this. No big deal. Keep walking."
Finally I caved and hollered for the receptionist. "Melissssssa! You've got people here struggling to lose weight and you've got Rachael Ray on cooking B-A-C-O-N! C'MMMON!!!!!!"
I should have known the day would be strange when I rolled over that morning and saw this.
Mamma said there'd be days like this.
I just remembered...I have pumpkin cheese cake in my fridge. Peace, yo!