Treadmill + Bacon = No Can Do

I went to the gym.  A major feat.

Rachael Ray was on the T.V.

She was cooking BACON.

I told myself, "You can do this.  No big deal.  Keep walking."

Finally I caved and hollered for the receptionist.  "Melissssssa!  You've got people here struggling to lose weight and you've got Rachael Ray on cooking B-A-C-O-N!  C'MMMON!!!!!!"

I should have known the day would be strange when I rolled over that morning and saw this.

Mamma said there'd be days like this.

I just remembered...I have pumpkin cheese cake in my fridge.  Peace, yo!