Always Assume There's A Camera Around.

Eliza Jane was singing to herself this morning as she puttered around the yard.  I could hear her from my kitchen.

That's not all I heard.

"One little duck went out to play, over the hills and far away!" 

"The mother duck said, 'quack, quack, quack'....

La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!!"

Enter Hester Sue:  "Hey, Liza."

"Yo!  Sup!"

"Girl, you got some stuff on your face."

"I do?  Where?"

"Like, on your bill.  Like, all over your bill."

"Oh, man!  Has everyone seen it but me?"

"No, it's cool.  Maybe try wiping it off before the camera lady gets here though."

"Okay, lemme see here.... 'Mmmph--rrrgh'  (duck grunting noises of exertion)

'Grrrth-mmmph'

'Thhhhh--ssssss--mmmph!'

'Yrghh--habbb!'

"Better?"

"Let me take a gander...

turn your head...

you look just ducky."

The moral to this story is...

Always, always,

ALWAYS assume there's a camera around!