That's not all I heard.
"The mother duck said, 'quack, quack, quack'....
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!!"
"Yo! Sup!"
"Girl, you got some stuff on your face."
"I do? Where?"
"Like, on your bill. Like, all over your bill."
"Oh, man! Has everyone seen it but me?"
"No, it's cool. Maybe try wiping it off before the camera lady gets here though."
"Okay, lemme see here.... 'Mmmph--rrrgh' (duck grunting noises of exertion)
'Grrrth-mmmph'
'Thhhhh--ssssss--mmmph!'
'Yrghh--habbb!'
"Better?"
"Let me take a gander...
turn your head...
you look just ducky."
The moral to this story is...
Always, always,
ALWAYS assume there's a camera around!
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