Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Put Together

I'm put together.

My dog had an appointment this morning at the vet's for a teeth cleaning and I couldn't find her leash.

Or any leash for that matter.

We have many leashes.

Where a single one of them is, don't ask me, for I know not.

I had to improvise.

Like so:

This, ladies and gentlemen, moms and dads, is a purse strap from my Dooney & Bourke tote.

I'm put together.

Next stop, Target.  I'm out of baby food.  I don't make home made baby food, okay?  It's a LIE.

The plentiful glass jars of sweet potatoes were crammed into this tiny, ridiculous slot on the shelf.  I swear I was removing what I needed very carefully.


Totally, put together.  

Good-bye forever,
F.T.O.P. (First Time Older Parent)

1 comment:

  1. We've all been there. When you kid gets to be 19 you'll find all 16 leashes in 7 colors. If you need any before then, let me know. You can have any one of 16. Red? Green? Blue? You can't have the purple one, it's Matt's favorite color :)


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