My dog had an appointment this morning at the vet's for a teeth cleaning and I couldn't find her leash.
Or any leash for that matter.
We have many leashes.
Where a single one of them is, don't ask me, for I know not.
I had to improvise.
Like so:
This, ladies and gentlemen, moms and dads, is a purse strap from my Dooney & Bourke tote.
I'm put together.
Next stop, Target. I'm out of baby food. I don't make home made baby food, okay? It's a LIE.
The plentiful glass jars of sweet potatoes were crammed into this tiny, ridiculous slot on the shelf. I swear I was removing what I needed very carefully.
Nope.
Totally, put together.
Good-bye forever,
F.T.O.P. (First Time Older Parent)
We've all been there. When you kid gets to be 19 you'll find all 16 leashes in 7 colors. If you need any before then, let me know. You can have any one of 16. Red? Green? Blue? You can't have the purple one, it's Matt's favorite color :)
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