Wednesday, June 1, 2011
I'm Parting Ways With This Yankee
It's over between us, Yankee. You stink. You make my head throb instead of my heart. You seemed so promising too when I first laid eyes on you in a Cracker Barrel store. I've tried to hang in there and give you a chance before I ended things. But you smell like rancid Pledge furniture polish instead of sweet 'Country Lemonade' like I hoped. I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's not me. Maybe it's just bad timing. If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me. Chow Yankee!
Jesse Got Her Hair Done & Turned It Up~Way Up!
Jesse's my girl. My shadow. My curious cat. My inquirer of daily activity. If I'm home, I'm with Jesse. If Jesse's home, she's with me. Sometimes I think I need a break from the incessant "I'll follow you anywhere-ness" she's OCD about. Then, she goes to the groomer and I feel like I've dropped my kid off at school and can't wait to get her back.
Anywho, I wanted to share her before and after pics. Because she likes it. Because she's vain after getting her hair done. Because she's a Standard Poodle. Because Standard Poodle People are born to have their photo taken.
I actually love her look right before she goes in. She's fluffy like a teddy bear.
This one has nothing to do with being groomed. I just think it's funny. And Jesse needs a little humbling today. She's full of herself when she looks like this:
This is a "lamb cut" (thanks to my mama-sita for the correct term)
And the deadly vain combo is the lamb cut with the scarf
She loves her scarves
All of them
And this is a brand new scarf so she's extra saucy
Extra purty
Extra easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover Girl. Wow, really, Jesse?
I bet God looks down and says, "I freakin' love her!"
Anywho, I wanted to share her before and after pics. Because she likes it. Because she's vain after getting her hair done. Because she's a Standard Poodle. Because Standard Poodle People are born to have their photo taken.
I actually love her look right before she goes in. She's fluffy like a teddy bear.
This one has nothing to do with being groomed. I just think it's funny. And Jesse needs a little humbling today. She's full of herself when she looks like this:
This is a "lamb cut" (thanks to my mama-sita for the correct term)
And the deadly vain combo is the lamb cut with the scarf
She loves her scarves
All of them
And this is a brand new scarf so she's extra saucy
Extra purty
Extra easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover Girl. Wow, really, Jesse?
I bet God looks down and says, "I freakin' love her!"
"God saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good." Genesis 1:31
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