The other night, after I finished removing my make up and brushing my teeth, B-Lowe entered the bathroom. Shortly thereafter, he hollers:
"OHHH! Ewww!!!! Honey, PLEASE-PLEASE flush the toilet after you poop every night. I'm so tired of walking into this crap when it's my turn to come in here!"
I told him they were cotton balls.
"You use COTTON BALLS to wipe your butt?!?!"
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Yur Lil' Cotton Ball